Sidetracks; It's the final straw that breaks the camel's back

For this post, I am directing it to somebody whom I am really pissed off at. No offence to the other people who might be reading this. Alright, seriously dude, what the hell is wrong with you? You are the most pathetic, backstabbing piece of good-for-nothing crap I've ever met, and I sometimes wonder if you even consider yourself as a friend to me. What the heck dude, it's seriously just you. Your attitude pisses me off. You know I frickin' treat you as a friend, but yet you take that friendship for granted. Your attitude totally changed over the past few years. You've officially become more irritating than ever, and to top it off, you're simply being an asshole. It's ok if you do it once in awhile, but what the heck, almost half the time? You think it's frickin' funny? Your jokes doesn't even cut off as passable, seriously. It's not about being sensitive, but you really should know how to consider people's feelings. You used to be much better when you couldn't even try to be irritating. Now you are a natural at it, and you think you are damn frickin' great doing it. You laugh at your own jokes, and that's just pathetic. I am even wasting my post here just to frickin' throw this in your face in hopes that you might read it, because I don't intend to say it to your face, because knowing your damn character, you'd get pissed even if I told you out of good intentions. Or maybe, you will decide to be an asshole and brush it off as usual, do it dude, do it, you can even do it now, if you are reading this, just brush it off. But I will probably pray I don't land up having a friend like you in the near future.