Today was a great start! I went to school for Chemistry supplementary lessons (ON TIME WOR!!!), and we finally completed the syllabus! Now the revision begins, and that's good for me since I already forgot most of the previous stuff the teacher's taught us. Like, what the hell was an acid anyway (Mr Lee if you do visit blogs, I am just kidding)... So after the lesson, I had to rush down to Causeway Point because I thought I was about to be late for my outing with Vanessa and Sharmin. And so, we went to Swensen's for lunch...big mistake (for me, that is). We sat at a table nearer to the corner to be less conspicuous to the rest of the crowd. We placed our orders and continued talking crap, and I spotted a feedback form which I got quite interested in trying out a new pen I bought because I donated to some charity (no idea what was the name, the guy just popped out of nowhere and demanded two dollars, robbery right?). I was just reminded of my previous incident in Swensen's, when I spilled tomato sauce all over my pants (frickin' embarassing since it was especially infront of people I knew). So happily chatting and then the guy brought the fries which Sharmin and I ordered, Vanessa ordered something, but since I don't really recall the name, I am going to say that she ordered Pasta, because I think that's the category her food was under. Since we only ordered two servings of fries, there was a third serving on the guy's tray. So he first placed down the first serving for Sharmin (very nicely hor), then after that he came to me... Before I knew it, there was fries infront of me, (my own serving of fries), and a whole arsenal of fries, tomato sauce and tartar behind my back and on my leg!!! What did I do? I could have gone hysterical and start yelling, but of course I didn't lah, instead I opted for the more milder manner of handling this sort of situations... I just stared at my "accident". The guy kept apologizing profusely, but dude, damn, what happened? Saw me filling up the feedback form then decided, "Eh, let's shower that guy with fries 'cause he seems to be making fun of us with that form", IS IT!? *Calms down* Ahahaha, then after that they kept giving me tissue paper, Sharmin was laughing, I don't know what Vanessa was doing, but I was more concerned about my red-and-white pants (macam like National Day flag like that). After that incident, they started addressing me as "Sir", it would have sounded great if it weren't for the cold wet stickiness I was feeling on my sides!!! So after trying to clean up my pants and shirt with the tissue they provided, I finally thought, aiya go toilet lah. So keeping a straight face (you have no idea how stupid I looked trying to keep a straight face when my pants is like dripping tomato sauce), I asked the guy politely, "Where is the nearest toilet?" And the guy was very polite too, he went, "You go out, and you go all the way left." I asked, "Is it far?" and he said, "Yes." So STILL KEEPING CALM, I walked out of the place and went to the restroom, and heck it WAS far!!! And so nice for me, a huge crowd has started patronizing Causeway Point all of a sudden, and for some reason, they were all on the third floor, oh how nice... Stares, I am not sure if there were, but I GUESS SO, I MEAN WHO THE HELL WALKS AROUND A MALL WITH HIS PANTS DRIPPING WITH SAUCE (yeah, can't stop it with the sauce complaints)?!?!?! I washed my shirt and pants and tried to dry it, but no point because the smell's already seeping through the pores of the shirt and the smell began to linger even after countless scrubbing. So I miserably went back to the place, with my shirt now looking instead of, "this guy don't know how to eat", it was, "this guy don't know how to use the bathroom sink". So ended up eating with the shirt and pants smelling like that but my mood was already affected, haiz. I decided to mess with the feedback form for real after that, writing loads of crap on it, but not intending to hand it up of course, but ahahaha, it's hilarious because er... I think I left the form there in the end, but since I don't think I will be going back there, I don't mind I guess. Anyway, no matter, later I had no choice but to use a budget and buy a cheap shirt because the smell was really quite bad, and we wanted to continue walking around some more so I can't have that smell following us everywhere either. After buying the shirt and quickly changing into it, we went up to the arcade to just have fun. Sharmin introduced this game, it's the one where you stack up blocks so that you get a prize, which was frickin' fabulous because there were prizes like a PSP and even digital cameras (haiz, I want one of those). After playing a few more games, Sharmin and I left first since Vanessa wanted to join her pals which happened to be there. So home I went, but damn it... quite suay right? Going to that place, and get accidents relating to tomato sauce TWICE? So yeah, affinity does play a small part, but in this case, a huge part, and on a final note...
WAH LAU EH, MY SHIRT MY PANTS, MY POOR POOR SHIRT AND PANTS, WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
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