Sidetracks; Speech Day NONSENSE! (The journey through the imaginary minds of my friends and myself.)

You guys must be looking at the picture going, "Riiiight...Another Speech Day photo moment..." Well, it's to add to the topic that I am on today. Which is, CRAP that my friend and I think of during serious parades! We will be standing there, supposedly serious, but what goes through our minds isn't how straight we should stand, or the commands we should be hearing out for. No, we imagine. Apparently, that purple dinosaur had influenced us alot. Anyway, here's a list of nonsense we thought about, for those who knows how parades are conducted, perhaps you might understand better.
The List:
1. Imagine, if the Guest Of Honour came in on a motorbike.
2. Imagine, if he wore bermudas.
3. Imagine if the Guards Of Honour began using their rifles, "Terminator Style" with their mouths opened wide, and tongues out, like a scene from "Alien", when the Commander's infront with a serious face.
4. Imagine, if someone tripped. (The commander sounds great.)
5. Imagine, if bird droppings fell onto someone's rank. (Not bad, promotes him to staff sergeant, if you know what I mean.)
6. Imagine, if the car the Guest Of Honour was coming in, broke down while driving through the gates, and he has to walk down the rest of the journey.
7. Imagine, if flags flew away.
8. Imagine all of this being put together, now, give a name to the parade, please leave the name in the tagboard. Heh.